Fly Like A Beagle

fidefortitude:

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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We are eating the shadowy remnants of a dead species.

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relahvant:

smatter:

guys read the fine print its hilarious

THAT POOR LUCHA LIBRE LIONFISH

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mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING



qunerdi:

???????

WHAT KIND OF COURT IS THIS


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wreckedblog:

how many times do i have to reblog you before you notice i wanna talk to you

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thegoddamazon:

werockssocks:

xcellyx:

dumpyourweedbrah:

How the drugs you do, describe who you are. Credit to College Humor.

Lmfao

Accurate

"I’m going to get EVERYTHING done FOREVER." LMFAOO


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  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: follow officialunitedstates
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boxlunches:

maz-z:

cl0ud-dust:

These shorts are getting weirder…

YOU MEAN BETTER.

Lol I just


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